Kardashians calling it quits?

Kardashians calling it quits?

Yeah sure. We are expected to believe that this –ahem–lovely family is retiring? Perhaps their association with Trump is a worry and they now need to lay low for a while before people start calling them fascist sympathizers. Maybe, Kanye ‘running to hurt Biden’ West is putting his foot down about over exposing his kids. Is Kim getting too much heat from her blackface controversy? Whatever the case, the Kardashians are likely just re-branding themselves.

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The Subject at the White House Was Criminal Justice.The Subtext Was the  Election. - The New York Times
Rumor has it that Trump wants to make Kim a Federal Judge–probably–as soon as she passes the California bar exam.

For the last 14 years, the Kardashians have spent most of their time exposing themselves and their children on television and social media. They are professional socialites, which is fine, if that is what they want to be.

Kim, however, has implied that she wants to be more than a socialite. Instead of just fashion, she now wants to be a spokesperson for political causes. That’s ok too, except is she really the best choice to represent a cause?

Kim is not a great speaker, she did not attain a college degree, and she has a sex tape. Not quite willing to put soft-core porn behind her, Kim continues to share sexualized pictures of herself on social media.

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Her main job is self-promotion and product endorsement, but in her spare time, Kim has apparently been apprenticing at a law firm in San Francisco. Yes, in between photo shoots, running her billion dollar product endorsement empire, filming her TV show, raising her 4 young children, posting selfies, and making special event appearances, Kim is working at a law firm and plans to challenge the bar exam.

PHOTO: Kim Kardashian attends the 2018 MTV Movie And TV Awards at Barker Hangar on June 16, 2018 in Santa Monica, Calif.
It is so nice that Kim has time to campaign for prisoner’s rights in between doing home-law-school and posing in blackface.

“It’s so hard,” she said. “I just finished year one. I’m about to take the baby bar in a few months, which is a necessity in order to continue on for the next three years in California. So it feels good, having finished year one. It’s very hard!”

“I go to the office [in the afternoon], and then I do my extra reading and stuff at home at about 9 p.m., from 9 to 11,” she said. “Every night.”

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Has Kim really taken this law apprenticeship thing seriously? She announced last year that she was about to take the required ‘baby bar exam’, but we haven’t heard the results. Considering more than 60% fail, her odds are not good. Some people are suggesting that the apprentice route is already over for Kim.

OK, whatever, hope she passes and starts a new career as a lawyer. Not sure how much glamour Kim will find in practicing law, but maybe we will get a terrible new reality show out of it.

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PHOTO: Kim Kardashian shakes hands with President Donald Trump during a second chance hiring and criminal justice reform event at the White House in, June 13, 2019.
“I’m so happy to announce today we have a ride share partnership where formerly incarcerated people will be gifted gift cards” she said, allowing them to get to job interviews.
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