Kellyanne Conway is about to leave the Trump Administration. She says that she needs to focus on her family. No, really, her family is seriously melting down. Not only is Kellyanne’s husband highly critical of Trump, but their daughter Claudia has been making a big scene on social media. For months, Claudia has complained that her parents are abusive and that she wants to be emancipated.
Who knows what goes on behind the scenes in the Conway household, but it is fair to say that few people would enjoy having Kellyanne “Bride of Satan” Conway as a mom. Frankly, we are surprised that Kellyanne actually has children, or a husband, because she definitely does not have a soul.
What is that people used to say about Kellyanne? It was something about how she could take a pile of shit and convince people that it was chocolate sauce–or something. It is true, too, because it took Kellyanne some serious soul-destroying black magic, but she got that big orange turd into the White House.
Ms Goebbels–we mean Conway–is well known for her embrace of alternative facts and outright lies. Remember that time she made up a terror attack that never happened? She referred to it as the “Bowling Green Massacre“, but it didn’t actually happen. That did not stop Kellyanne from referring to this fictitious massacre at least THREE TIMES!
Don’t think for a single moment that Kellyanne Conway does not know what she is doing. She is of the opinion that repeated lies will be believed.
If you heard 40 times in a day that Newt Gingrich takes the wings off of butterflies, eventually you’d believe it.Kellyanne ‘Goebbels’ Conway
The good news is that Kellyanne is about to disappear from our TV screens and our social media. Who knows what Trump will do without her making up alternative facts for him.
Once the dust settles, Kellyanne is hoping to reinvent herself and restart he career. Unfortunately for her, her one trick pony show has cost her everything. She probably won’t be back and that is the best thing to happen. Bye Kellyanne. We won’t miss you.